| ID | Text | Type |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! | dad |
| 2 | Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! | knockknock |
| 3 | I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. | one-liner |
| 4 | Jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey I dont want you starting anything in here." | dad |